ParpoPhone Special Edition Fart Stylophone Machine 2.0

What you have been dreaming of! The perfect fusion of the classic monophonic Stylophone and fart machine. Now you can play your favourite song with the sound of farts while you laugh out loud. Features synthesizer functions to control the fart tone or "force" from the clenched "tight" sound to the fully open "wet" sound. You also have the added "Follow Through" level which adjusts the volume of the follow through effect which will continue following through while you hold the key down and play a tune.
Example songs to play:
Agadoo
Family Guy theme tune
Dynasty theme tune
Eastenders theme tune
Casualty theme tune